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My mum's report of what i am like and how i generally behave this update could go either way. I hope she is having a good day and i haven't caused her too much bother otherwise i'm done for. I perplex my mum, being an extremely good boy one minute and then a complete monster the next. There is no pattern to it either..... just to keep her on her toes. I stormed to my bedroom last week shouting "i'm not putting up with this anymore!" Now i wonder where i have heard that before!

I have completed one year at big school. I have finished nursery and when i go back in September i will be in reception. I have really enjoyed going to nursery as it was so much fun. We had a pretend airport where we spent the whole morning being passengers and checking in and taking turns with the pilots uniforms and flying everyone to different countries. Our mums took it in turns to come in every week and do cooking with us or read us stories in Library. We learnt about transport and had a trip on the bus and train to the Chinese gardens. (didn't the general public just love it that morning, when twenty four three year olds got on the bus and all had to pay for their own ticket!) We had lots of class birthday parties and our easter party when we had an easter egg hunt and just before we finished we had our sports day.

I am really into transformers at the moment. I love making them transform from Robots to whatever they are. I have bumble bee, one that turns into a space shuttle and a train and a bigger one that my nana sent me that turns into a panther. I have a piggy bank now, but don't have enough money saved yet to buy another one. My mum sometimes lets me keep the dollar from the supermarket trolley if i have helped her with the shopping. I went round Toy's R Us with my dad but i didn't have enough dollars. I want this one that turns into a gun. So i am trying to be good so that Father Christmas will bring it. And do you know how Father Christmas knows if you have been good ? Its done for him by the CIA - the Christmas Intelligence Agency, which are an elite squad of elves that are masters of hiding all over your house and following you and you never see them because they are so good at hiding. And if your naughty they tell Father Christmas.

One of my favourite games is playing hide and seek with my mum and dad. Seany doesn't get the rules yet and if you hide anywhere near him or he sees you, he gives you away and tells whoever is the seeker. I am good at squeezing into small places, my mum's bum usually gives her away..... she needs a few more sessions down the gym.

I now listen to everything my mum and dad talk about and my mum whispers a lot more. I was out with my dad once when he got mad about something and shouted for "friggs sake". Though i misheard him and started looking for a "big snake". When i got home i told my mum dad had seen a big snake in the corridor at the hospital but it had gone when i looked!

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Fire Station trip with the British Club, March 2007
Dad took me along with a bus load of other British Club members to a working fire station, where we got to play with everything!