www.culinary.com	Stuck for something for dinner, then checkout this site, it has thousands of recipes all with pretty easy instructions. Unfortunately, they are a tad more difficult to prepare than a pot noodle, so Frosty won't be visiting this site.
Fred the web mate	If your a sad loser with no mates, a computer geek who loves to chat or you have a spare 10 mins at work where you need to look busy, go and have a chat with Fred, he will talk to anyone unless he is passed out drunk in the living room, but give him a nudge anyway with your mouse, he may wake up.