Socks again for Christmas? Ask for a goat next year...... Plenty of other useful gifts on this site .......or click here to go straight to the goat. Don't be surprised what you find in your stocking next year.

After the sucess of the salad on July 17th 2005 Frosty recently made a pan of scouse ... he cheated. It wasn't his Nan’s recipe... he got it from here! You could also stand your spoon up in it (and i am not kidding) Cherry who usually does the cooking ate hers politely and declined to comment.

I have no idea how i came across this website as i don't really surf the net that much but its one of those completely insane sites that the owners obviously have far too much time on their hands. I do have my own theories now though, they are either being sold on goodgifts.org or Frosty is hiding them somewhere for his next big pan of scouse.

If you forgot to send someone a christmas card then send them a monkey mail instead.